"Seagull Gets the Blues, Remains Hidden in the Swamps of North Carolina, Blames Other Migrating Birds for His Depression, and then Becomes a Militant Nativist and Joins 'The American Gulls for the Defense of American Skies." Long title. Didn't see too well, but had a niche market among Skinheads and followers of Richard Spencer, or at least the "American birds" in his yard. Or the last book: "Seagull Sees the Light, but Flies too Close to the Sun and Burns Up: A Retelling of Icarus." Also, not a best seller.