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…ween them isn’t necessary. After a meal, you can probably get away with just mouthwash from now on. Invest in some good cutlery and a blender for when you don’t have teeth anymore.
Matt Poland
Walter Bowne
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Good tip!
This “trophy husband” writes fiction, poetry, narrative non-fiction, travel essays, music essays, book reviews, and essays about his belly button.
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