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You’re a zombie and Target isn’t going to have that mud-soaked, half-shredded sweater you’re looking for. Try Big Lots or Toodeloo’s for your clothing needs. Bonus: nobody will stare as you shamble around …
Life Hacks for Zombies
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Walter Bowne
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Aug 8, 2021
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Written by Walter Bowne5.7K Followers
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This “trophy husband” writes fiction, poetry, narrative non-fiction, travel essays, music essays, book reviews, and essays about his belly button.
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